From yesterday’s Boston Marathon…
"The man holding this flag lost a Marine son in Iraq. He tried to commit suicide on his 44th birthday after finding out his son was killed. His other son committed suicide. He was the man in the cowboy hat running along a wounded man, pinching his artery in his leg to keep that man from bleeding to death."
Mad respect for this man.
i would pay $1000 to see Obama in Frozone’s super suit
I would pay $10,000 to hear Michelle say “I am your WIFE! I am the greatest good you are EVER gonna get!!”.
The waterproof planetarium floats in water and contains a bright light that projects out into the room, or even into the tub itself when flipped over. It also includes Rose Bath and Deep Ocean graphic domes for changing to a different mood.
i have three moods
i thought this was another long dumb post but OH MY GOD. just when you’re about to lose hope in humanity, something like that comes up..
The 9/11 one made me tear up
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
jesus this post is one train wreck after another
My great grandpa got hit by a train once.
kinda wanna get laid kinda wanna sleep
Things that don’t make you less of a feminist:
- Being in a loving relationship.
- Being submissive.
- Wearing makeup.
- Being a housewife.
- Wearing dresses.
- High heels.
Things that do make you less of a feminist:
- Shaming women for doing any of these things.
Yes. 10000x thank you.
- it’s okay for you to like skinny girls
- it’s okay for you to like skinny girls with big boobs and a butt
- it’s okay for you to like curvy girls
- it’s okay for you to like heavier girls
- it’s totally okay to like thighs or thigh gaps and big boobs or small boobs and big butts or little butts
- what’s not okay is telling a woman that she isn’t beautiful or sexy because she doesn’t meet your personal body type preferences
“If you think ramming your penis in and out of her vagina is the only way to have sex, then I’m sorry, but you’re doing it wrong.” (x)
ok so this just hit me
humidifiers fill the air with water molecules from a source of water.
so what if someone filled a humidifier with holy water. would this essentially cleanse a room of all evil?
Either demons aren’t real, or demons are afraid because humans keep coming up with $40 solutions to demon problems.
"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"
funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.